A Writer's Lament I cannot think of a thing to write, And here it is, Saturday night. Something for my blog is due And I’ve not one idea that I can use. My mind is empty I’m drawing a blank I couldn’t turn a phrase With a platinum crank All I’ve done This week and last Is to work on my novel To get it done fast. I’ve still fifteen thousand Words yet to go But, I’ve forgotten what happens At the end, and so I’m stuck.
I had some ideas, at first, And a plan For a story exciting In a setting so grand. With characters you’ll never Want to forget And an ending that will blow Your mind to bits. That was then. This is now. If I can’t get moving I’ll soon have a cow.
And, I still have my holiday Shopping to do. My credit card is maxed-out And the bills are due. I know people say, ‘tis a time to be jolly, Hang up a wreath, Some bells and fake holly. But, Lord, if I weren’t brain dead, I could finish my blog, Have a drink, Go to bed. So, before I conclude This writer’s lament Let me wish you great joy And a holiday well-spent From me and my protag Bobby Navarro